Hair Hibiki no Koi wa Hibiki Hibiite Hibikiatte - Kantai collection Sapphicerotica
(砲雷撃戦!よーい!二十五戦目) [めんてい処 (めんていやくな)] 響の恋は響き響いて響きあって (艦隊これくしょん -艦これ-)
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#168293 - Gary and Mary go on their honeymoon, and Gary spends six hours of the honeymoon night eating Mary's pussy. The first says Do you ever start thinking about something, and when you go to talk, you say something you don't mean? The Second guy says Yeah, I was at the airport buying plane tickets, and the chick behind the counter had these huge tits, and instead of asking her for 'two tickets to Pittsburgh' I asked for 'two tickets to Titsburgh' The First guy says, Yeah, well I was having breakfast with my wife last week, and instead of saying 'Honey can you please pass me the sugar?', I said 'You've ruined my life you FUCKING BITCH' A guy is horny a hell - but broke. The Banker - who insists to her if you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest! 7.