#30834 - Only catch was, we all had to move on out to Beverly Hills Californy, ‘cause that’s where Mr Drysdale does his money-mindin’. A snake done bit me on the pecker and I squeezed on it to stop the poison and white stuff come out the end of my pecker and I need you to do some doctorin' on me ‘cause I don’t want my pecker fallin’ off or I’ll have to squat down to pee like a girl!” Granny stopped her stirrin’, and she hollered, “What in the blue blazes is got into you boy?” I said, “Granny! I think a snake bit me on the pecker cause it got all swoll up! I squeezed on it to stop the poison spreadin’ and white stuff come out the end. I heard her mutterin’ somethin’ about, “biggest dolt I ever did see,” so I knew she was talkin’ about me cause “dolt” is a kinda pet name she sometimes has fer me.